Below is an alternate Level "0". I tried to write it in the spirit of Nick's other narratives, but instead of describing a hypothetical Level 0 paddle which is not likely to ever exist, this version attempts to describe what are already some of the most popular and well attended real-world events in all of ConnYak. I can't think of better way for the new sea kayaker to dip his or her toes into the ConnYak waters than to attend one of these friendly, laid back gatherings. The weekly Cedar Lake and Lake Wintergreen practices along with the two Club Picnics are popular, welcoming events and I believe worthy of their own level. Call this level "P" if you like, but I still believe that Level 0 would be describing an event, not a paddler and that "0" represents zero necessary skills, zero necessary experience in a zero stress enviroment. We're all adults here, I don't think anyone's self esteem is going to suffer too greatly by going with "0" or "ZERO".

A Level 0 event is typically as much about socializing as it is about paddling. Usually taking the form of a practice session, picnic or similar event on calm, protected water, these gatherings are suitable for all paddlers of any skill level and are great way to get started as a sea kayaker. A few miles of paddling are most often accompanied by much floating around and talking as people practice various skills and assist each other with self learning. While ConnYak doesn’t provide formal instruction, there is much that can be learned in this laid-back environment.