I wasn't going to get into this either but after some thought about alternative names for 'Level 0', I think Nick got it right. Any verbal description conveys more confusion than clarity.

: I wasn't going to get into this at all, but I like the
: "0" level. My reaction on reading this from a newbie
: view would be.....great, I need zero skills for this, I'm in. If
: this doesn't get new beginners in, I think we can quit trying.
: If I could find a 0 level uni practice session, I'd be there