Captain America's Rancid Seal Fat is more tasty and expeditious....

: Yes, as well as a full body immersion in a hand sanitizer-like
: substance, after swimming, to decontaminate swimmers from the
: millions and millions of harmful veligers, ameobas, parasites,
: antelions, insect parts, and e coli's floating around in bodies
: of water.

: Oh, and children, those most vulnerable and precious of creatures,
: will have to take a purgative as well. They will put anything in
: their mouths!