Yes, as well as a full body immersion in a hand sanitizer-like substance, after swimming, to decontaminate swimmers from the millions and millions of harmful veligers, ameobas, parasites, antelions, insect parts, and e coli's floating around in bodies of water.

Oh, and children, those most vulnerable and precious of creatures, will have to take a purgative as well. They will put anything in their mouths!

: Are PFDs going to be required for all swimmers?